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January 26th, 2012 → Keith...

Big Gig! Get asses out! The Rockpile → January 26, 2012

We're screwed now. Blah, blah, blah, all this alien crap got us a gig... Holy s**t!. Now we actually have to pull this off!

OK, read everything on this page and get your butt out to The Rockpile next Thursday the 26th to have you and your friends blown away by Mike and Chris 'cause they ROCK. (Yes, all your friends are invited too! Get 'em all on our Facebook page as members!)

Of course, with the good comes the bad... Yes, that Keith Evil one with be there too but don't let this impede your support!

SEBB Pride & Whining: Please, please, please, help, help, help! Come out, have a beer, dance to a tune with your favorite guy, gal, dog, alien, tranny, whatever your fancy! Throw something at us! Anything. We have no pride. Whatever it takes to get you out!

January 2012 → by Alien Spy...

Happy New Year, He hee hee. Enjoy it, it's the last one...

By now, you humans are most likely aware of our impending arrival this coming December 2012 (this year, and we've been monitoring your global media transmissions and have to say, pretty funny stuff. "Family Guy" just might save your collective butts).

To date, our race have yet to establish "real" contact with your race - that you generally know about - except that one time some time ago... Nevermind... Anyway, we've been watching, however, and now take this opportunity - given the proliferation of what you humans call the 'Internet' (technology your governments STOLE from us) - to HACK the Screamin' Evil Blues Band website with this message!

Frankly, we like the guys in this band and have prompted an internal Mothership Spacecraft Motion to reconsider our upcoming invasion based on what we see and hear from this talented (granted, wasted talent) group of evil humans earthly known as Keith, Mike, and, well, that one that hits those round tub-like things with the shinny spaceship-looking-like brass coloured disks (cymbols, me thinks?). What's his name? Piss? Hiss? Miss? No, Chris, right?

Anyway, with this, today, this first somewhat arguable "contact" (just sayin', you never know!), I, writting on behalf of my fellow "aliens" (as you refer to us), emplor ya'll to take your earliest opportunity to get out and rock to the Screamin' Evil Blues Band! This will go a long way in saving your sorry asses this December 2012! The End of The World, RIHGT? (Shuzbit, fuckin' typo there... Goddamn Intersellar Universal Translator!! Batteries dying again... FCUK. Shit, I mean, FUXK, FUCK!!)

Anyway, weez thinks SEBB may be you humans only opportunity to save yourself by supporting them. Lest ya'll wonder how we heard of these idiots, let's just say that they're so fucking LOUD that it's hard not to hear them. But, my boss alien master likes them though 'cause he keeps telling me that You Rock Dude! He thinks the Screamin' Evil Blues Band may be evil enough to serve as one of the conduits we're considering to launch our December 2012 'End of The World' Interstellar Thanksgiving Alien Invasion. We might have SEBB play during the invasion... Just sayin'. Could be true, could happen. SO, YOU get your ass out to the next SEBB show and support these idiots!

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January 2012 → by Real Alien Spy...

Please disregard the previous entry by the phoney "Alien Spy". I am the real Alien Spy, living amongst you and your kind for thousands of years and reporting all of your actions to my superiors. Frankly, I can tell you one thing....You're Fucked. Unless you align yourselves with The Screaming Evil Blues Band, support them, show up at thier Gigs and by them Beers, like that nice Chinese fellow, Ed Wong, you're all dead. Ed will be spared, because Ed understands that the only true Religion is the Worship of Kick Ass Rock and Roll Bands, and he knows that there are none better on the Planet than the Screaming Evil Blues Band. Save yourselves!!!! Be like ED!!!!

Yes, it's true; we are coming later this year, around the time you like to refer to as "Christmas", to reclaim our rightful place on the planet. Those who resist will be eaten, because frankly, we're getting pretty hungry. We haven't eaten in thousands of years. You know how you humans plant your gardens, water and fertilize, weed and hoe, waiting sometimes for months for your crop to grow from a seed to a full grown stalk bearing edible fruit? When it's fully matured you pick it and eat it and mow down the remains in anticipation of the next planting. You know? Well, our seasons are considerably longer than yours and you are our crop. We're going to eat you.

The only way you can avoid this terrible end is by amusing us. The Screaming Evil Blues Band amuses us. They will be spared. We have agreed to terms with "The Evils" as we like to call them, to continue providing us with further entertainment for another 20,000 years. Granted, it is a short contract this time, however, we all felt given the changes coming in the next year, that it was better to enter into a short contract and renogotiate once the dust settles.

Naturally, being essentially human, the Evils must be provided with their own entertainment. Human Food, Sex, Drugs, Beer of course, Groupies, Hamburgers, M&M's (with the brown ones removed for the one they call Keith). It's all in the Rider, I'll see if I can find a copy to attach here..... Where the Hell is my assistant?????? Oh right.... out to lunch.... I ate him a couple of hours ago.... ah well... anyway....... where was I?

Oh right, your only chance to save yourselves is to devote yourselves completely to The Evil Ones. Otherwise we'll eat you...

Have a nice day...

Obama and Michelle

Ooops..... Shit... I didn't mean to put that.... how do I take that out???? I think it's this butt........

*****Transmission sent! *****

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Shitty TV (Everywhere) Breaking News Alert!

Mississauga ON

Shitty TV News Videographer, Ima Zoe-Ott is reporting that she has made contact with Aliens!

"No, you stupid Ass!!! Thats not what I said!! What I said was, that I have uncovered proof of Alien existance on our planet. What a Fucking Moron! Why do I get all the Dickhead announcers?....."

Oh sorry...my mistake...I'm afraid I was up late drinking spiked tea with Harrold Insane last night......Let's start over.....

Ima has reported that Aliens have made contact with local Rock and Roll Gods, the Screaming Evil Blues Band. Multiple Aliens, (two is a multiple isn't it?), have hacked their site and posted messages to the Human race.

Ima interviewed the Bands Uber Leader, Keif Darmblee:

(IZH) "Mr. Darmblee, the Aliens have chosen you and your band as a conduit to communicate with the Human race. Have you seen the Aliens in person? Have you spoken with them?"

(KD) "Ahhhh....what was the question again? Oh right!!! Sorry I was just looking at your tits...I mean ahhh.....ahhhh.....Am I drooling?.........."

(IZH) "Wow!!! You're way more intelligent than my announcer!! You're kinda Lovely too! Buy me a drink!"

Ahhh....well that seems to be the ahhhh....end of the ahhh...report...

Stay tuned to Shitty TV for more Breaking News Alerts......Shitty TV...Everywhere!!

December 22, 2011 → by Mike...

HO HO HO.

SEBB has been invited to play a short set at the Jade Monkeys Christmas party Thursday night at the Orbit room on College Street. Tis the season! There will, as always at a Monkeys show (close personal friends of ours and FANS), be a number of amazing musicians in attendance and performing so if you love live music you'll have a great time. You never know who might show up at the Orbit Room for a Jade Monkeys Show! Check out the Monkeys Website here www.thejademonkeys.com. Check out the Orbit Room Website here www.orbitroom.ca/orbit.htm.

December 19, 2011 → by Mike...

Keith learns a new chord!

After hours of intensive study and painful practice Keith has added a new chord to his already extensive catalog of two!

"Keith has now added a "C" chord to his repertoire" an excited Mike gushed. "We're really looking forward to exploring all the possibilities this affords us as a band. We feel that with three chords available to us we can really push the envelope in our musical endeavors."

The band is planning a party to celebrate this monumental achievement in the near future and Keith has already signed up to study a another chord in the New Year.

"We are concerned about how much pressure may be put on Keiths brain by studying the "D" chord, but after seeing how well he was able to master the "C" we feel confident that while it may turn him into a vegetable, it shouldn't kill him, so we can still laugh at him and call him names. You know, slap him and kick him, stuff like that. He won't know the difference anyway, so it should be fun. We're actually kind of hoping that happens."

Congratulation Keith and keep up the good work!

December 18, 2011 → by Mike...

SEBB performed at Vezi's annual Christmas party in the very cool confines of Graffiti's bar on Baldwin Street in beautiful Kensington Market last night. Uniformed we were that it was "Garrish Christmas Sweater" night so we showed up in our usual Rock Star attire, missing out on the opportunity to win a bottle of some kind of alcohol so rare and expensive that it had to be wrapped in a brown paper bag for presentation! Thanks a lot for the lack of information Chris!

The evening also included performances by a number of other very talented and accomplished musicians and singers, and SEBB was greatly honoured to be invited to play. Thanks to Shiraz and Vezi for the invite and hospitality. We're looking forward to seeing both of you guys at next weeks Jade Monkeys Christmas party at the Orbit room.

December 8, 2011 → by Keith...

Boyz playing the benefit set for the late Mark Richards... Mark was an old friend of Keith's, unfortunately, recently lost his battle with cancer. "A Very Throbbin Hood Benefit for Mark Richards" is being held at Rancho Relaxo, 300 College Street in Toronto. SEBB is schedule to clear the place out with their benefit set for 20 minutes between 5:45 and 6:15pm. Gonna rock in memory of Mark and to support the family... Drop by, buy a pint, and salute one of the true persons who actually lived life to its fullest. I remember Mark well and SEBB extends its support to Mark's family... Tragic loss.

November 24, 2011 → by Keith...

SEBB KILLED at Southside Johnny's weekly Jam night this past Sunday. Thanks and kisses to Rebecca.

July 25, 2011 → by Keith...

Mike & Keith Had Chicken Wings & A Smoke...

Keith and Mike had smokes and chewed some chicken wings last night at Southside Johnny's! Grodeger was there! Sunday night Jam Night with the lovely Rebecca M.

Yeah, we played a few tunes... Got out before security arrived. Thanks and kisses to Rebecca and Southside Johnny's! Yeah Mike, You Rock but you're still a bastard! Grrr! You know, YOU KNOW!

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Stay tuned for more exiting news from the loudest band ever to play in Mike's basement, well except for that other band he was in that time. They were definitely louder. They actually exploded heads! That was pretty cool! Messy but cool. Ehh... you had to be there...

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